Add more splash texts.

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@ -666,12 +666,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
// you where I first heard them or what I otherwise associate them with.
// Warning: install an adblocker before visiting knowyourmeme cause it's
// pretty jank nowadays.
"&evil=true", // https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_bit
"(ↄ) all rights reversed",
"... johnson?", // The Big Lebowski (1998) https://youtu.be/xs3OWJ53rHE
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253", // The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ
"1% evil, 99% hot gas", // SpongeBob S01E07 Plankton! https://youtu.be/K9kbsK2cMt8
"200 ok",
"50 caution jump into right 2 tightens, don't cut", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacenotes
"640k ought to be enough for anybody",
"[citation needed]",
"[line for line in lines if line]",
"[object object]",
@ -682,6 +684,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"a boat-stopping device of some kind", // Clarke and Dawe, Very Similar Buzzers (2011) https://youtu.be/qxoO3NR4ol4
"a book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"a bubbly, thick, stagnant sound", // Naked Lunch (1991)
"a c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song", // SpongeBob S03E37 The Camping Episode
"a creature that moves in determinate grooves", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm
"a driver's seat for driving, a gunner's seat for gunning", // GoldVision, Keep Moving Forward https://youtu.be/lHO7O6_kZ50
"a faintly glimmering radio station", // Cake, Frank Sinatra (1996) https://youtu.be/GVpb4U08ksA
@ -722,13 +725,14 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"any similarity to real persons is coincidental",
"anyway, i love you", // America, The Last Unicorn, That's All I've Got to Say (1982)
"apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually", // Oxford's definition of "ostensibly"
"are we the baddies?", // Mitchell & Webb https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU
"are you listening with all your heart and soul?", // Star Time (1992)
"around the world around the world around the world", // Daft Punk, Around the World (2007)
"array(16).join('wat' - 1) + ' batman!'", // Gary Bernhardt, Wat https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
"arrivederci, frog", // https://youtu.be/shbgRyColvE
"arson, murder, and jaywalking", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
"as pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture", // Lenka, Everything at Once https://youtu.be/eE9tV1WGTgE
"as you know, your father, the king...",
"as you know, your father, the king...", // https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AsYouKnow
"asbestos free",
"at least five nines of uptime", // this website is guaranteed no less than 0.99999% uptime per year.
"aziz, light!", // The Fifth Element (1997) https://youtu.be/CnvBpLWTQig
@ -745,10 +749,12 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"bond with me, jimmy", // Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour https://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI
"border: 24k solid gold;",
"bosh bosh shoom shoom wallop dosh", // Harry Enfield, Loadsamoney https://youtu.be/ON-7v4qnHP8
"bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse", // Cake, The Distance (1996) https://youtu.be/F_HoMkkRHv8
"breaks userspace",
"brittle as an aged human being", // King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Crumbling Castle https://youtu.be/qZwr511qGoY
"buddy, you don't look hip", // Taxi Driver (1976)
"built a tower of stone with our flesh and bone", // Rainbow, Stargazer (1976)
"but enough about you, let's talk about me",
"but sometimes",
"but stop noddin' your head unless you really agree", // Flobots, Free-Written (2001)
"but wait, there's more",
@ -780,6 +786,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"conductor we have a problem", // CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM https://youtu.be/mko5Y8QUEjI
"considers the lobster", // David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster (2004) http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf
"consists of macroblocks and motion vectors", // H.264 etc.
"contains chemicals unknown to the state of california",
"content begins below the fold",
"contributes to openstreetmap", // https://openstreetmap.org
"controls the spice", // Dune (1965)
@ -794,6 +801,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"deluxe blow-your-mind unspeakable horror edition", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Uncanny Valley https://youtu.be/eXkxgRjzh0M?t=17m46s
"demand to see life's manager", // Portal 2, Cave Johnson https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM
"denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief
"depiction is not condonement",
"design and code right man i hope you get the picture", // Design Coding, SEO rap https://youtu.be/a0qMe7Z3EYg
"despite the constant negative press covfefe",
"developers developers developers developers", // Steve Ballmer https://youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs
@ -853,6 +861,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"exists just below the surface",
"exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle", // The Incredibles (2004)
"feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme", // Cool Runnings (1993)
"fold, tuck, infiltrate", // ZOOMIES - Auralnauts https://youtu.be/13pL0TiOiHM
"for me it was tuesday", // Street Fighter (1994)
"forget about whatever you may never know", // Tally Hall, Banana Man (2005) https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
"four shalt thou not count", // Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974)
@ -861,6 +870,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"fungal rot, bacterial formation", // Weird Al Yankovic, Foil (2014) https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA
"g a f f c", // https://youtu.be/H4Kgzn3tDQU
"gets a heck of a lot of parcels delivered to the 8-bit guy", // Techmoan won't leave the 8-Bit Guy alone https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
"git push --force",
"go now, you are forgiven", // Dispatch, The General https://youtu.be/EAEKK8xCpBY
"gonna revise your levis with physical harm", // The Lonely Island, Punch You in the Jeans (2009)
"good afternoon, good evening, and good night", // The Truman Show (1998)
@ -873,9 +883,11 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"ha l'obiettivo di infiammare l'immaginazione", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"hamboning will save your life someday", // Regular Show https://youtu.be/nSyQScbkGyY
"han shot first", // Star Wars (1977)
"harvey dent, can we trust him?", // https://youtu.be/HBsdV--kLoQ
"has a tendency to misinterpret subtle social confrontations", // Crimes of the Future (1970)
"has an attention span of at least half a second",
"has been approved for no audiences by the mpaa",
"has been made worse with the addition of yet more bees", // DR. BEES https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc
"has been modified from its original version to fit your screen",
"has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty",
"has been widely regarded as a bad move", // The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
@ -889,6 +901,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"heaven-sent lemon-scented medicine", // That Handsome Devil, Viva Discordia https://youtu.be/8pP-0GAldNI
"hello below there", // The Signalman (1976)
"hello. hello. follow me. okay", // Abe's Oddyssee https://youtu.be/Jy7ERY_6Hg0
"helps to have a map", // TotalBiscuit, Guise of the Wolf https://youtu.be/ZB8YRafUfCY?t=11m28s
"her heart's out, we can end this", // Folding Ideas, The Art of Editing and Suicide Squad, https://youtu.be/mDclQowcE9I?t=11m32s
"here is a tune that is different", // Cake, Thrills https://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k
"hey, there's a concept that works", // Eminem, Without Me https://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
@ -901,6 +914,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"how would you like a life of luxury and deceit?", // Back to School (1986)
"humbly remains the best website ever made",
"hurry up and wait",
"hurt itself in its confusion",
"i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul", // Billy Maddison (1995)
"i bind you nancy from doing harm", // The Craft (1996) https://youtu.be/sHFXRjwKOG8
"i can break these cuffs", // https://youtu.be/jhrwC2BoAkE
@ -924,6 +938,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"i'd buy that for a dollar", // RoboCop (1984)
"i'm afraid my beard has spoken. we have no choice", // Ross's Game Dungeon, Revenant https://youtu.be/sxESGanJxhM?t=6m25s
"i'm as mad as hell and i'm not going to take this anymore", // Network (1976) https://youtu.be/ZwMVMbmQBug
"i'm doing my part", // Starship Troopers (1997)
"i'm not a crazed gunman, dad", // Team Fortress 2, Meet the Sniper https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus
"i'm not afraid to get sand on my tuxedo", // Are You That Woman? https://youtu.be/DwgiE5tX1BM
"i'm not even a bus, i'm a tram", // https://core.ecu.edu/wuenschk/predestination.htm
@ -934,6 +949,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"if you build it, they will come", // Field of Dreams (1989)
"if you don't watch yourself, who will?",
"if you see something, say something",
"ignorance is bliss",
"impulse 101", // https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Impulse
"in this moment, i am euphoric", // aalewis https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric
"infinity is not necessarily all-encompassing",
"inject the memes into my bloodstream", // Filthy Frank, Meme Machine https://youtu.be/wl-LeTFM8zo
@ -1022,6 +1039,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"knows the answer to a858", // /r/Solving_A858/
"lackluster establishing shot of a significant location", // Charlie Brooker, How to report the news https://youtu.be/aHun58mz3vI
"lacks discipline",
"ladies first",
"later, creator", // Messiah https://youtu.be/nnHLx3U7NfM
"learned how to plow by reading books", // It's Impossible to Learn to Plow by Reading Books (1988)
"leaves nothing but footsteps",
@ -1039,6 +1057,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"made a doing-word out of a thing-word", // Stephen Fry, Language https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY
"makes terrain with the carve tool", // https://youtu.be/xh9Kr2iO4XI
"making a literal difference metaphorically", // Bo Burnham, Comedy https://youtu.be/0GR6QuCf-Ww
"man can never be hot", // Big Shaq, Man's Not Hot https://youtu.be/3M_5oYU-IsU
"mangia! mangia! mangia!", // Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
"may be a figment of your imagination",
"means you no harm",
"memento mori",
@ -1048,6 +1068,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"might overstay its welcome",
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined", // TheReportOfTheWeek https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE?t=6m00s
"my tummy's kinda gummy from this yummy bug slurry", // Wizards With Guns https://youtu.be/34VMoXhp4jo
"necessary but not sufficient",
"needs only 0.5 a presses", // Pannenkoek2012 - SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5 A Presses https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A
"never pipes curl to bash",
"never transcodes lossy to lossy",
@ -1062,6 +1083,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"normal tuesday night for shia labeouf", // Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
"normalizes to -19 lufs",
"not to scale",
"not unlike means like",
"nothin' but .net",
"nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti", // Ievan Polkka https://youtu.be/7yh9i0PAjck
"null",
@ -1069,6 +1091,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"o ye of little face",
"obviously regressed to some quasi-simian creature", // Altered States (1980)
"occupies an unusual space",
"oh man i am not good with computer please to help", // /r/ooer
"on the contrary, it is words that are vague", // Perelandra (1943)
"once again surrounded by a brilliant white light", // Dream Theater, Metropolis Pt. 2 Scenes From a Memory, Finally Free
"one long staircase just going up", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
@ -1112,6 +1135,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"presses wm1", // TF2 Pyro
"put that thing back where it came from or so help me", // Monsters, Inc. (2001) https://youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
"puts the lotion on its skin", // Silence of the Lambs (1991)
"qu'ils mangent de la brioche", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake
"quand il n'y a plus rien à retrancher",
"quoth the raven",
"read it for yourself in this photostatic copy", // Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
@ -1135,6 +1159,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"shall compare thee to a summer's day",
"should have sent a poet", // Contact (1997)
"simplified and dumbed down",
"so groovy now that people are finally getting together", // Friend & Lover, Reach Out of the Darkness https://youtu.be/dqLRd4neGGE also see A-F-R-O's take https://a-f-r-o.bandcamp.com/track/definition-of-a-rap-flow
"somebody ring the dinkster?", // Spy Kids 3-D https://youtu.be/bWE6Z3F-RwI R.I.P Bill Paxton
"sometimes behaves so strangely", // RadioLab, Musical Language (2006)
"somewhat new and hardly improved",
@ -1166,6 +1191,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun", // Bo Burnham, That Funny Feeling https://youtu.be/WPB6u1BqZqU
"the bad change list is a little longer", // Ross's Game Dungeon: Deus Ex - Invisible War https://youtu.be/pPwpLDvAnvo?t=5m09s
"the blood brought me this far", // Hellraiser (1987)
"the dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program",
"the door is a jar",
"the end recontextualizes the means",
"the eye is the window of the soul", // Obviously a general phrase but I'll attribute it to Videodrome (1983)
@ -1176,6 +1202,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"the last website you'll ever need",
"the menace must remain phantom", // The (Totally) Phantom Menace https://youtu.be/J0mUVY9fLlw
"the moment you've all been waiting for",
"the museum is the mausoleum is the men's room", // David Foster Wallace, E unibus pluram (1993)
"the of and to a in is i that it for you was with on as have but be they", // Vsauce, The Zip Mystery https://youtu.be/fCn8zs912OE
"the only way to be is to become",
"the opposite of apposite",
@ -1189,6 +1216,8 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"then i don't need a jacket", // Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot https://youtu.be/7QLSRMoKKS0
"there are many like it, but this one is mine",
"there are simply too many notes", // Amadeus https://youtu.be/hMWy3EpEo_o
"there's no going back",
"there's nothing in this cave worth dying for",
"they don't think it be like it is, but it do",
"they have ordered you to die, gi", // Hanoi Hannah https://youtu.be/w3VeKnW9cNo
"thieving, murdering patriots", // Panic in Year Zero! (1962)
@ -1218,7 +1247,6 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"unless it's a farm", // Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Soldier https://youtu.be/h42d0WHRSck
"us-dfpad / 393-h-15a", // Local58, Contingency https://youtu.be/3c66w6fVqOI
"useless, but not for long", // Gorillaz, Clint Eastwood https://youtu.be/1V_xRb0x9aw
"uses git push --force",
"veni, vidi, vici", // https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici
"vibrate your uvula by dampening and undampening your larynx", // Adventure Time S03E10 What Was Missing? (2011)
"view the source, luke",
@ -1310,6 +1338,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"you'll thank me in ten years",
"you're an ambulance",
"you're dereferencing a null pointer", // Making of WrestleMania https://youtu.be/EfdIGG36GgU
"you're more lost than you realize", // Over the Garden Wall
"you've almost convinced me i'm real", // Daft Punk, Touch https://youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og
"you've got to press it on you", // Gorillaz, DARE (2005) https://youtu.be/uAOR6ib95kQ
"your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb", // Smash Mouth, All Star https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
@ -1318,6 +1347,7 @@ const SPLASHES = [
"yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum", // Fiddler on the Roof, If I Were a Rich Man https://youtu.be/RBHZFYpQ6nc
"είναι φτιαγμένος 100% από «εκδρομή»", // Κυνόδοντας / Dogtooth (2009)
"Я пришёл дать эту песню", // Витас, 7 Элемент / Vitas, 7th Element (2001)
"⛧",
"ギミチョコ!!", // BABYMETAL, ギミチョコ!! / Gimme Chocolate!! (2014)
"四院点灯!", // 大红灯笼高高挂 / Raise the Red Lantern (1991) translation "Light the lanterns at the fourth house!"
"父死、子死、孙死", // Zen parable, the natural order of death.